476
omg my eyebrows keep getting thinner by the day i stg i am going look look like this by tomorrow:
_ _
👁 👁
👄
477
an apple a day can’t keep the doctor away if you have chlamydia 😳😔😔
478
“ 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒿𝓊𝒹𝑔𝑒 𝓂𝑒 “
ok lol who gave him the right
479
merry christmas hoes 😎
480
no one:
boys: 👅👀bet 😂👻 no cap 🧢 😤🤔💯 finna get lost in the sauce 🤧 👊💎
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omg guys look it’s thanos:
👿
_ノ ヽ ノ\_
/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ
ヽ___>、___/
|( 王 ノ〈
/ミ`ー―彡\
/ ╰ ╯ \
482
guys this is the inside of my brain rn:
🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠 𝓌𝓉𝒻 😔 🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠
483
ok but imagine not hating urself wtf wow can’t relate JK i can i am amazing and i am the best person on this planet lol bow down 😌✨
484
things i’m good at:
-taking 2 hour long showers
-taking 30 hours to edit a single youtube video
-roblox
485
music festivals are so fun because you can pay hundreds of dollars to be dehydrated and extremely sweaty and uncomfortable 😂😳✌️😔
486
hi guys i’m really sad but i wanted to say hi and i love and miss y’all a lot. i hate to sound annoying but i’m going through a lot and don’t know when i’ll be back to posting and stuff but i miss y’all and hope y’all r doing good 😔✌️
487
i love how in January we were all scared that we were gonna get drafted for world war 3 like i wish lol it would be more fun than staying at home all day i’m bored of this 😔😔😢🤚
488
𝒾 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝑒𝒹 3 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓁 𝒶𝓂 𝒾 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎 ??
489
y’all send me assumptions u have about me this is important business
490
boys at 1am:
omg ily ur so beautiful and i really like talking to you omg i’ve never met anyone like you marry me rn 😃💞🙈🥰
the same boy at 3pm the next day:
😐👋
491
my only talent is letting people waste my time 😋
492
i cut my hair i went from baddie to karen this is so humiliating 😔😔
493
i just dropped my phone in a hot tub 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑔 ᴵ’ᴹ ᶜᴬᴸᴸᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴾᴼᴸᴵᶜᴱ
494
just found out i’m not #1 most popular on famous birthdays wow i feel scammed and disappointed 😔🖕 y’all r fake
495
due to personal reasons i have decided to stop being depressed 😋😂✨☀️🌈
496
me wanting to go back to public school and film videos there: 🤠📱🎥
me remembering i’m banned: 😔
the end.
497
my magic talent is that i get left on read everytime i text anyone it’s so funny like omg i’m so powerful 🤣🤣🤣😡🔪
498
hair = brown 😳
identity crisis = solved 🤪
still = sad 😔
just = kidding lol i’m actually really happy 😋
499
guys where’s the bathroom i have to poo 😔
500
ugh my favorite feeling is being sad 😍😍😫😫 i just LOVE IT!!!! i crave the feeling of eternal dread 🥰🥴🥴🥴 I CANT GET ENOUGH !!! 😍😍😍 not leaving my bed all day because i have no motivation to even act like a human is what i LIVE FOR !!!!! 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😋😫😫😘😘