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I’m immune to coronavirus because I’m hikikomori
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never underestimate the versatility of nihongo jōzu twitter.com/tinyintokyo/st…
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My Japanese is perfect unless
-I’m sleep deprived
-I’m on the phone
-I’ve had coffee
-I’m talking to my boss
-Other foreigners are around
-I haven’t had alcohol
-It’s a Wednesday
-There’s a chance of rain
-Native speakers are listening
-I’m awake
Other than that though
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Different ways to say 'I don't care'
#日本語
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The good news is that more katakana loan words means less hard to read kanji
The bad news is that katakana is harder to read than kanji
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Breaking: no new coronavirus cases in Japan since release of Final Fantasy VII demo
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white guy shocks japanese people with perfect japanese
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Grading @TheAn1meMan's perfect Japanese
#日本語
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Useful Japanese sentence #43:
日本語の勉強、諦める。
日本語 = Japanese
の勉強 = Studies
諦める = Give up
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The surest way to avoid making mistakes in Japanese is to never open your mouth
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The fastest way to learn modern Japanese is to relearn English with Japanese pronunciation
yua uerukamu
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Eigo ojōzu desu ne twitter.com/rumireports/st…
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When you try to be clever but end up destroying one of the world's great languages #banzai
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all japanese learners:
how it started how it’s going
nihongo jōzu nihongo jōzu
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This one took me a while to figure out
#日本語
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Katakana characters can hard to read, but once you memorize them all, you're set. ア is always 'a', オ is always 'o', ケ is always 'ke', unless it's 'ka' as in ヶ月, マ is always wait what just happened with ケ
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