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japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food
what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track
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when a japanese native teaches japanese
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38 ways to say 'no' in japanese
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ナメてんのか twitter.com/nhk_news/statu…
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Japanese in 10 years
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How to laugh in Japanese
2000: ははは
2005: (笑)
2010: ちょwww
2015: 草
2030: Grass
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“iT’s nOt pOSsiBLe to LeARn jaPaNesE frOm aNiMe!1!!”
hate to say it but this is true
one must also use manga and hentai
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Japanese is flat
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People often say that Japanese has three alphabets, but it actually has six
-ひらがな
-カタカナ
-漢字
-Rōmaji
-☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆
-空気
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my english vs. my japanese
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I'd like to make a transfer
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When the seito becomes the sensei
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I’m triggered twitter.com/TacticianDaru/…
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Subscribe to @pewdiepie
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Friend asked for some cool kanji tattoo recommendations, so I gave him a list
Power: 冷蔵庫
Love: 床屋
Vitality: 横須賀
Dragon: 六月
Immortal: 即死
Courage: 冷麺
Persistence: 靴 (or 靴下)
Spirit: ツ
Samurai: 外人
tldr: always double check with a trustworthy native before inking
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Japanese listening ability
N5: Stranger giving directions
N4: Karaoke with friends
N3: Visit from the NHK man
N2: Businesses meeting
N1: University lecture on Meiji-era geopolitics
N0: Basic conversation with drunk old man in rural Japan
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Christmas in Japan
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Trains in Tokyo vs. trains everywhere else
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I love Japan, but
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Say what now
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STOP CALLING FOREIGNERS GAIJIN
STOP CALLING FOREIGNERS GAIJIN
STOP CALLING FOREIGNERS GAIJIN
STOP CALLING FOREIGNERS GAIJIN
STOP CALLING FOREIGNERS GAIJIN
The correct term is weeb
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After living in Japan for almost ten years, I can now say with conviction—
Saitama didn't become One Punch Man by doing 100 pushups, 100 crunches, 100 squats, and running 10 kilos a day.
He became One Punch Man by not using his AC during the Japanese summer.
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the 34 ways to bow in japan
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Not trying to brag about my Japanese abilities but I can understand 95% of hentai without subtitles