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If you hate japan so much then why don’t you leave
Because I’m addicted to melon pan and mosburger coffee shakes stop asking
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When you're fluent but also stupid
#日本語
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The great thing about kanji is that they are are so intuitive. For the example, dentist is tooth-doctor, Tokyo is east-capital, and the United States is rice-country wait why is it rice country
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looks – 0/10
creativity – 0/10
health – 0/10
empathy – 0/10
intelligence – 0/10
trustworthiness – 0/10
social skills – 0/10
patience – 0/10
humour – 0/10
optimism – 0/10
memory – 0/10
Japanese – jōzu twitter.com/Maydaysann/sta…
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Eigo ojōzu desu ne twitter.com/rumireports/st…
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Thinking about becoming a translator. Recently failed N4 but an old lady in the elevator said I was jōzu so
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like I understand Genki is a good textbook but what should I use if I’m depressed
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What Japanese politicians say:
“We will make Japan a global hub, full of people from different cultures, countries, and upbringings. We will embrace multi-lingual communication, cross-continental tradition, and trade!”
What I hear:
“Peanut butter coming to Japanese supermarkets”
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Today someone got really mad and called me 前, but they put an honorific お in front, so I know they still respect me
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The fastest way to learn modern Japanese is to relearn English with Japanese pronunciation
yua uerukamu
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Katakana characters can hard to read, but once you memorize them all, you're set. ア is always 'a', オ is always 'o', ケ is always 'ke', unless it's 'ka' as in ヶ月, マ is always wait what just happened with ケ
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In Japan, today is ‘white day’, the day when guys forget to buy chocolate for their girlfriend’s moms
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if you write し as si we can’t be nakayoshi
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you’ve finally remembered the difference between 賛成, 賛同, and 同感, and a native hits you with アグリーです
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When a weeb arrives at Narita Airport
#日本
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