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Hey, I have to pick my wife’s kids up. Would y’all mind watching my candy bar real quick?
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“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee” - Ryan Magee
SuperMegaMart.net
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📢BIG ANNOUNCEMENT📢: we do NOT smoke mid quit fucking saying that shit
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mmmmmmm i would love to kiss and worship those toes i promise u with 5 minutes i could earn your love meet me in holiday inn room 703 in Scranton PA please i will bewaiting
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Babe, new SuperMega let’s play series about to drop
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Don’t scroll down without typing ‘amen’
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Up close look at Matt’s new nose for our Twitter friends
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People are more surprised by Matt’s voice than the fact that we got the King of Pop on the podcast. Really says something about society...
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Ryan is grounded. Found a marijuana joint in his bedroom. He will not be online for 2 weeks.
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just bumped into a fan but his phone was dead so I took the pic for him, said his name was “jake” or something lol
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Mom said we can have a sleepover tonight
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Wish we could perform Brand New Shirt on SNL.... Ryan’s dreams would be made
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We’re not a channel for babies, please if you’re a baby do not watch our content. It’s not for you.
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Congratulations to social media manager @JacksonATucker on his #TweetOfTheWeek. This one really did numbers!
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Like for Hot Dogs
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