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Fine. I'll do it myself. #InternationalThanosDay
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Looks like somebody has been trying to gain access to the SuperMega Twitter... Keep posted guys, not sure if anything is going to happen soon. We’re not exactly sure what’s going on, but it seems as if a very powerful, purple presence is approaching...
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“Imagine all the penis....” - John Legend
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420 Smoke Out sale is up now. 24 hours only. 💨 🍃
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Launching a little collection a week from today. 🍃💨 We’ll be teasing a new item each day until the launch, with one bonus item we can’t even share 😎
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Ryan just turned in his 2 week notice, so we’re looking for applicants to replace him ASAP. Please submit all resumes to Matt Watson, to become both a coworker and best friend. Serious inquiries only.
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We really would like to thank everybody so so much for all of the kind birthday wishes. Here’s to five more years of SuperMega!
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Today marks five whole years of SuperMega, and to celebrate we’re releasing for 24 hours only, a limited edition T-Shirt!
We’re also holding a caption contest, and picking the top 3 to win a shirt for you AND your best friend (blank and rules below)
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Hey guys, just Matt logging on to say you’re all losers.
-Matt Watson
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Got something to help out all those SuperMega unsubscribers out there
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Looks like somebody had a little sweet tooth today... but guess there are no rules on a Friday 🤪 Cereal is always the answer! #MattsSnacks
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