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WATER DOGS
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Found this cool frame 🌸
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i am so sorry, but i had an intrusive thought
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hey, i’m liking all your tweets. please take the hint that i like you.
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1. Santa has been around longer than any human should
2. "Saint" Nick couldn't have achieved sainthood without dying.
Conclusion: Santa is a zombie.
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new favorite escape room prize
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Explains a lot 📖
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For the 4th, gonna be donating to the National Abortion Funds website again. Join me if you like 💜 secure.actblue.com/donate/support…
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Father’s Day is in June, which is perfect for Pride Month, cause every other day is Daddy’s Day.
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What I should do: find healthy ways to cope with stress
What I do: look into my imaginary camera like Jim from the Office
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Happy Valentine's Day!! You absolutely bagged a snacc, and I ESPECIALLY mean this if you're dating yourself this year. 💘
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These photo apps feel illegal.
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It’s getting to the temperature one should just be completely naked. So, for gays, that would be a LIGHT black hoodie and jeans.
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Now, I don't normally campaign to make sure shows are renewed... but Our Flag Means Death is everything to me twitter.com/catnippacket/s…
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Ok, you all were right, Heartstopper is delightful. It also is far too relatable. But still delightful.
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My family knowing full well what a certain card game does to us: “We don’t talk about Uno, no, no, no…”
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Astrology Reading of the Day! ✨🔮 The planets’ alignment in the cosmos along with the moon void dictate that today, you are that bitch.
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nothing witty in this tweet, i just needed to remind you all again how cool i think you are. love you to absolute pieces.
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there is nothing vague about the gay yearning will byers is demonstrating. that shit is all too relatable.
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Today’s the anniversary of Roman receiving his name. Other names he will answer to:
- Your Majesty
- Non-Geek in the Mink
- A [Bleep]ing Beauty
- The Prince & the Show-Stauper
- Ramon (“Just a simple vowel-switch and it sounds so much cooler!”)
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Friends: Nooo, you’re not back with him* again, are you??
*Him: the video game/tv show I’m restarting for the 100th time
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Absolutely no one:
Remus: twitter.com/vinn_ayy/statu…
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Babe wake up new Lego flowers dropped twitter.com/LEGO_Group/sta…
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Repair Selective 🛠 (W/ @quildarling & @TheLevv)
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I will never stop being upset about the lyric in Nightmare Before Christmas, “What’s this? There’s white stuff in the air” being followed by “there’s children throwing SNOWballs”. So NOW you know the word, Jack?!?!
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders