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What’s this? A Misleading Compliment?? 💥 (Felt like bringing this back at least one more time and it was fun as hell)
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Keep getting called “Brad”, “Steve”, then “Chad” by a group of lesbians at this gay club. I’m pretty sure it’s an insult but I’m just honored to be acknowledged by them.
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Way to go, now my old wistful desire to have a pet dragon has resurfaced. twitter.com/SteveBH_/statu…
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Whoever burned down the Library of Alexandria, your mom’s a hoe.
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i can’t keep solving every mental health issue with a new lego set.
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Please don’t send me a selfie while we’re texting, I’ll feel inclined to send one back and it WILL take me 45 minutes.
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Me and @Garrett_Watts discussing musical theatre
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Love Letter 💞
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I will never stop being upset about the lyric in Nightmare Before Christmas, “What’s this? There’s white stuff in the air” being followed by “there’s children throwing SNOWballs”. So NOW you know the word, Jack?!?!
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Water Bed 💧 (📸: @jameslightner)
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God bless those friends when we were younger who would be our proxies and go ask the person we had a crush on what they thought of us.
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Always gotta prep myself for a phone call with Joan, cause it can go from discussing video games, to talking about god, to revealing deep-seated romantic insecurities, back to discussing video games.
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Stepped on a dog’s foot today so I will be placing large stones in my pockets and walking into the ocean.
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It's International Non-Binary Day, so quick reminder that you don't have to look or present any type of way for your identity to be valid and fuck anyone who makes you think otherwise.
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Repair Selective 🛠 (W/ @quildarling & @TheLevv)
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Please let your friends know how important they are.
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LIGHT BLUE HEART FOR PATTON! AT LONG LAST! twitter.com/Emojipedia/sta…
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New personal record. They knew what they were doing with this one.
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