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The nerdy urge to get better at gaming in order to one day do gaming collabs with cool creators.
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Logan is the king of the lesbians.
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*Groceries come out to $14.92*
Me: Hey Gavin, ya know what happened in 1492, right?
*Long pause*
Gavin: Slavery?
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My godson is so weird I adore him.
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As someone who far too easily internalizes words from strangers, major thank you to any of you who choose to be kind online.
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Was just led thru some dance moves by a dude, ending with being dipped… something has awoken within me.
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Hey, people who have been in marching bands… how do you do the whole walking-while-doing-something-incredibly-complicated-at-the-same-time thing? Just watching it, I get winded and perplexed.
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i just want to form an unbreakable and mystical bond with a raven is that too much too ask
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there is nothing vague about the gay yearning will byers is demonstrating. that shit is all too relatable.
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Patton’s Skirt Look 💙 An official photoshoot for the anniversary of his first appearance and you best believe he’s getting that second cookie. Happy B-day, Patton. You’re the best. 🎂 (📸: @aswilde1)
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This may look like a romantic date picture.
In actuality, it’s me, pissed off that his food came out before mine and he’s rubbing it in.
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Halloween Ramen Date 🍜
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I will never stop being upset about the lyric in Nightmare Before Christmas, “What’s this? There’s white stuff in the air” being followed by “there’s children throwing SNOWballs”. So NOW you know the word, Jack?!?!
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Day 1 of attempting to even out the farmer’s tan while running. I have a ways to go.
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I will rewatch Knives Out with anyone who hasn't seen it, cause it's a great movie and everyone deserves to experience Chris Evans in a cable knit sweater.
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the day is mine.
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Nerd boy left me a plant cause I said was nervous about adopting and taking care of a dog.
Pushing me into a new responsibility has never been more romantic to me.
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I was today years old when I realized each sunflower is actually a bunch of tiny flowers.
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Ayeee Happy Ace Week!! 🖤🤍💜
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current mood toward state legislators
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I must confess… I’ve always been afraid of playing Five Nights at Freddy’s, but you all are making me wanna try it.
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i am so sorry, but i had an intrusive thought
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My godson just sent me a video on how to successfully pick up a duck… this changes everything…
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I always dread introducing a guy to my mom. Not because it’s embarrassing, they just always end up finding her to be cooler than me.
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It’s Sleep’s birthday today, so please take a nap. In honor of him. 🖤🎂
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders