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I need a bf*
*better financialsituation
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Heart: That’s a nice platonic friend ya got there. It’d be a shame if ya…
Me: Don’t.
Heart: developed feelings for em.
Me: You monster.
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Me, to my date: And this is the bedroom…
*Sexily pushes the stuffed animals off the bed*
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honestly? cats are just little dudes with their own priorities and we need to respect that.
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I ALSO wanna feel pretty, not just witty and gay.
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You’re pretty rude if you make your villains hot, I don’t like the moral conflict.
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Remus’ Skirt Look 💚🐙 (📸: @aswilde1; 💄: @lovelyyuniverse)
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Very rude having my crush on Andrew Garfield reignited.
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Acceptable: Man, titties are great.
Also acceptable: Man titties are great.
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Wearing my button-up with three buttons undone… like a whore.
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Yes, it’s unrealistic to dream about dating a celebrity, but have you ever stopped to consider this:
1. Shut up.
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✨I hope you make it thru your personal storms soon✨
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i am girls twitter.com/heartzcore_/st…
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just had my chest referred to as "big mommy milkers", so I can FINALLY cross that off my bucket list.