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i wish cats would let me pet them instead of sinking down into the earth
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Kingdom Hearts 4 announced, Percy Jackson news, and just had the best development I could have possibly ever hoped for in regards to the Sanders Sides season finale. This has been a good couple of days.
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So, you joined chorus in middle school. You screwed up.
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Yeah, not to brag, but... I'm reeeallly bad at eating honey.
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Played one game of Five Night's at Freddy's, now I'm constantly afraid of turning on lights in dark rooms lol
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I need Zendaya to get all the emmys.
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Tfw you your friends lie about not coming to your show and then they show up
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Had a dream a lemur hopped on to my shoulder and rode with me on my bike through the city. Unbelievably livid to have woken up.
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Logan chillin in bed. Must be feelin sodium fine.
...I'd make another sodium pun, but he'd probably say Na.
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Me when I take the selfie vs. Me when someone else takes the selfie
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Babe wake up new Lego flowers dropped twitter.com/LEGO_Group/sta…
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those “thinkin bout you” texts from friends really hit different
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I’ve been exercising, working on my stress levels, ordering less takeout, and moderating my sleep schedule and I’m so pissed off my parents were right that it would make me feel better.
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Fame! He’s gonna live… for a short period of time so might as well make a scene. 👑
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Working with What They’ve Got 🇨🇴
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Not to be a complete nerd, but if I get proposed to, it should be in the form of an all-out National Treasure style quest to find the engagement ring… or an escape room.
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Ok not every app needs one of these
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I said to strike a pose and Valerie just HAD to show me she can do hitchkicks after eating a big lunch. I’m not jealous.
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It’s such a struggle when cats don’t realize they’re too big to fit into their usual resting spots
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For my birthday this year, my gift to my friends is asking them not to sing "Happy Birthday" to me and sparing us all the awkwardness and anxiety that comes with that ritual.
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**Sanders Sides season finale spoiler** twitter.com/dog_rates/stat…
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I'm an Adult 🧱
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One way to look at birthdays… 🍰
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New comfort character-inspired look: Sora 👑
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What I should do: find healthy ways to cope with stress
What I do: look into my imaginary camera like Jim from the Office
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