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bowser can kidnap these princess peaches.
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yeah sex is cool, but have you ever passed by someone you have passions for, and you're only able to secretly reach out to each other with your pinky fingers, because society and life could never let you be anything more
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My family knowing full well what a certain card game does to us: “We don’t talk about Uno, no, no, no…”
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Why have I deprived myself from wearing jewelry my whole life, I feel so fuckin pretty
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Everyone’s “Official” badge appearing and disappearing abruptly was a commentary on the fickleness and the brief lifespan of notoriety. True genius at play on this bird app.
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my experience thus far
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Me: I'm unreasonably excited over my new pair of underwear.
Friend: Things only an adult says.
Me: ...they're dinosaur underwear.
Friend: DUDE, SWEET!
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Some jealous hoe: Is that—
Me: An original Power Rangers lunchbox I had when I was six years old? Yeah, it is.
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lotta people talking about how great their year’s been, but you have every right to feel just as triumphant if you’ve been out here simply surviving.
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I'm Ready-ish 🗓
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New favorite question from godson: “Is it possible to be illegally blind?”
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Happy Name Reveal Day to both Patton and Janus. I wish I could say it was intentional for both the names of C!Thomas’ Morality & Deceit to be revealed on the same day, but that was just an awesome coincidence. 💛💙
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This year… more L E G.
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A list of resources for anyone who may need it. Also, I've donated and will keep donating to the National Network of Abortion Funds website. The link in case you're interested. Fuck the Supreme Court and all politicians and lobbyists that led to this. secure.actblue.com/donate/support…
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This fierce painting of Lucifer has been the source of moral conflict for Christian gays for decades.
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Friends: Nooo, you’re not back with him* again, are you??
*Him: the video game/tv show I’m restarting for the 100th time
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Photographer: Let’s put down a bag for you to sit on so you don’t get your pants dirty.
Stylist: Better use two bags. You got a bit of a booty back there.
Me: …yeah…
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“There is no perfect literary character name.” Wrong. Stanley Yelnats exists.
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New Photoshoot Series: Astrology - No. 1: Taurus ♉️ Felt like my birthday was a good day to kick off this series, starting with my own creature-comfort-loving, earthy sign 🐂
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They wanted to do more caroling... 🔔
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The hurricane took many things, but the deepest loss for me? My ass double from Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts.
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Six episodes of Moon Knight and we never got to see Oscar Isaac’s moon.
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Same theater 2016 vs. 2022. Wild to be back performing here again!
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What I say: I’m fine.
What I mean: I’m not over the fact that the Mama Bear from Shrek was brutally murdered & there was no justice for her death. This loving mother was turned into a rug, and the movie moved right past it, expecting us to just be okay with it, I demand justice
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I forget that when I watch Euphoria, I have to prepare myself for penises.
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A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders