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Ppl tht do laundry n are able 2 put it all away within the same week have their lives too put together for me 2 associate myself w
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I think if u expect lower rates from ur friends when ur asking for their goods or service ur a terrible person
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nailed it twitter.com/_ayr_/status/9…
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Every morning I wake up n audibly sigh
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I coulda gone my whole life without seeing this twitter.com/factoryyouth_/…
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You’ll b having a good ass day n then you’ll open your Instagram app 2 a bitch in Tokyo petting capybaras w/o you n just like that your whole week is ruined
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It makes me sad that I’ll never b able 2 experience watching Peaky Blinders again for the first time
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All I read is that white bitches be having Botox parties lmfaooo twitter.com/ITVCentral/sta…
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Can y’all stop buying out stores cause y’all rly making ur problem my problem cus now I gotta go stock up on dog food n shit
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The only thing tht has ever motivated me 2 do better for myself is adderall
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I do not be taking shit serious n it’s a massive character flaw 😂
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This bitch asked her man where her Chanel bag was n he goes “this roof over your head is your fuckin Chanel bag” 😭😭
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Can we all come 2gether as one nation n agree tht Subway has sum fire ass cookies
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Peaky Blinders new season starts next week none of y’all can ruin my day
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I’m slowly turning into the type of bitch I used 2 despise. A morning person w/ goals
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Grapes are exponentially better when U freeze them
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Korean bbq never disappoints
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