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I do not be taking shit serious n it’s a massive character flaw 😂
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This bitch asked her man where her Chanel bag was n he goes “this roof over your head is your fuckin Chanel bag” 😭😭
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I gotta stop talking shit when I’m flirting I jus told bro he looks ran thru
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Grapes are exponentially better when U freeze them
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@jackharlow I got 2 showers at my crib if y’all wanna re-shoot it here
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If I fly spirit this exactly the type of shit I’m trynna see. If I wanted peace I’d fly delta twitter.com/lasvegasscoop1…
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Best compliment is when ppl tell u tht u look happier
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I don’t go to strip clubs cause I’m easy asf n the bar is nonexistent. One bad bitch makes eye contact wit me or calls me pretty n suddenly I’m making it rain like ion got rent due in a few days
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Wish your girl a good morning before I do cause I be up real early barking in the DM’s
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Why’s a drivers license even exist bruh like damn can’t y’all jus trust me?
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Why would I Uber for $40 when I can ride a lime scooter for $3.75 n almost lose my life in the process
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Red flags don’t mean shit 2 me bro I love me a challenge
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There’s sumn bout a grown ass man wearing flip flops tht makes me cross 2 the other side of the street
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Tried to take a nice lil photo of my ass n now I’m in the gym doing squats screaming n sobbing
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One sided beef must b so embarrassing bro like aren’t you tired 😩
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I’ve watched Initial D so many times why won’t the DMV give me a license
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Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning
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If I’m out n I’ve been drinking n u hear the words “bro got a staring problem” come outta my mouth take me home immediately
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Sweatpants w/o pockets are useless n honestly jus disrespectful
