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Ppl tht do laundry n are able 2 put it all away within the same week have their lives too put together for me 2 associate myself w
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another day of me not waking up in Tokyo or Seoul, tht’s crazy
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I b fighting for my life every day jus lost in my own head
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Smashed burgers need to b more of a thing cus there’s no reason why I should have to dislocate my jaw 2 take a bite
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Why are ppl that drive Nissan Altima’s like tht
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Never settle ladies. He’s woken up 119 times n has DM’d me every day
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If ur bitch doesn’t clean her ass jus say that twitter.com/MRBLEUFACE/sta…
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I take the best candid photos of ppl n all y’all give me in return is crippling body dysmorphia
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2022 I will continue to b a piece of shit
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The CDC says it’s ok for ur gf 2 bite u a few times a day
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Y’all keep trynna become rappers when we need more optometrists I can’t see shit
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Every morning I wake up n I’m like bro what the fuck
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She smuggling drugs fasho twitter.com/praxispapi/sta…
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Male birth control exists it’s called flip flops
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If my man ever asked me for a three some I’d make sure he got jumped once a week for the rest of his life
