The beautiful beaches of…….Cleavland. Said literally no one, ever.
Happy V day to my one true love. The triple B.
Stop booking me and tagging me in “dream matches” for the forbidden door show. Not doing it.
I’m gonna prove you wrong, old man.
Every time I remind people I’m one of the best professional wrestlers in the world when I step through the ropes it always tickles me.
And you know it.
The bidding war of 2024. twitter.com/Machobeard4lif…
Idk who this guy is.
Back is starting to hurt from carrying this company. Couldn’t tell from my physique though. Wait wrestlers are supposed to be in shape?!?!? Who knew!
I’d rather join the bullet in my skull club. twitter.com/_TheSpotShow/s…
“Just call me Mystic Max because I have a feeling your happiness will soon turn into resentment, because you people are Fickle”- MJF
Better than you.
I will be speaking in a very respectful manor. This will be a humble speech.
.@OfficialPWI hit the nail right on the head. Great job gang!
Watch Rampage… We are. #MJF #FTW #AEWRampage
#AEWRampage on TNT starts now! @TonyKhan just bonused me for this tweet.
God. I don’t even know if this show deserves me. Probably not. Hey remember this👇🏻?!? Hilarious stuff. See ya tonight on TBS, marks!
Suck on my Kosher Nuts, Mr Chow! twitter.com/kenjeong/statu…
Haven’t I been through enough!!!!
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