I genuinely can’t think of anything more embarrassing than buying your blue check mark. ……Besides having a Reddit account.
Hide your wives. I’ve been training to go an hour. #Betterthanyou #AEWRevolution
Do it. Wear it to the next show. twitter.com/CarmineSabia/s…
Fuck Philly.
Some skank in El Paso tried to get me to sign her breasts outside the arena. Multiple people recorded it. Still hasn’t made its way to twitter. Prob cuz people in El Paso don’t know how to use technology.
2021 was my year. 2022 was my year. 2023 will be my year. Every year is my year because I’m better than you and you know it.
Stop posting the danielson photo. Stop calling me maxi pad. You guys are all crazy unoriginal and unfunny.
I’ll fuck the Conor clone up. Then I’ll wipe my ass with the original. Stay in your lane you roided up leprechaun. You can’t hang with the @AEW World Champion. #Betterthanyou twitter.com/TheNotoriousMM…
Wardlows Burner account is WILD.
King of Long Island.
135 pound DB incline bench press to failure.
How I’m feeling. 😊
Christmas is almost as overrated as Bryan Danielson.
Happy V day for all the nerds out there that cant get any action. #Betterthanthebestintheworld
One shot. One opportunity. Failure. Ya snooze ya lose. twitter.com/hungiees/statu…
Less famous MJF.
Part 2. When a wrestler who shall remain nameless keyed my car and called me a kike, Zachary went out of his way when everyone else turned a blind eye to check in on me. The court of twitter can sometimes get dirtbags out of our industry. But the court isn’t always right.
My Devil worshippers were out in full force tonight with their pitch forks in hand. God I’m freaking cool.
Chicago.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @Cultaholic funny as hell.