826
Homeslice, the Mueller report resulted in:
7 guilty pleas and
34 additional individuals charged
@Forbes estimates your golf trips will cost tax payers:
$340,000,000
These numbers make the Mueller investigation look like a real bargain. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
827
I’ve been working on the #GISH Hunt List all day. I don’t want to drop any hints, but if you know anyone with a daguerreotype camera, you probably won’t need it.
Maybe.
Get ready to rumble. twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
828
This is so shameful. apple.news/AeZIVfxArS0GZR…
829
Driving behind a Plymouth Duster. Obviously we’ll-named and arguably the most callipygian car ever made.
830
We don’t have a cat because West is very allergic, but Maison wanted one, so we got her a robot cat for Christmas. The neighborhood cat comes into the house if we leave the door open. He has taken a fancy to the robot cat and curls up with it all the time.
831
Don't worry, Bill. I'm not gonna give you any power whatsoever. twitter.com/WilliamShatner…
832
This is so satisfying. Getting small children to curse is what it’s all about. #GISH twitter.com/rainbowstiel/s…
833
We asked Gishers to #SendNoods of famous nude paintings or sculptures. They’re starting to roll in. #GISH twitter.com/Jazminlee623/s…
834
You Gishers aren’t the only ones working hard this week.
835
Our friend & #GISH Ambassador @gilesduley was en route to announce our #ChangeALife Item when his appendix ruptured. He needed surgery, but he’s ok & back to making bad jokes. He messaged me to say he’s committed to pressing on. (Badass.) Stay tuned & send him love. #GetWellGiles
836
So relieved to hear it. (If you wanted a vacation, you could’ve just asked. Slacker.) #GetWellGiles twitter.com/gilesduley/sta…
837
838
Happy b-day, @RachelMiner1! You really know how to make a guy blush. Love, Clarence
839
One of the Gish items this year is to make a bust of Jared Padelecki from maxi pads. I have to say, mine is by far the most realistic submission. Time to up your game, gishers. @jarpad
840
@jarpad You know what’s amazing? I seem to have misspelled your name so many times that my phone autocompleted it to the wrong spelling.
841
Quit ragging on me! My phone says it’s "Padelecki", and you know computers can’t be wrong. twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
842
I hate to say it, but @JensenAckles is turning into a crusty old man these days. #GISH
843
Happy birthday, @HilarySwank! You’re the only person in the world who can make virtual reality goggles look cool.
844
Today, @realDonaldTrump declared himself “the least racist person anywhere in the world...” I hate to quibble, but I’m pretty sure KKK leader, @DrDavidDuke, is less racist.
845
Bill, you have a typo. My mind is not “devious”, it’s “genius.” twitter.com/WilliamShatner…
846
#supernatural got a mandate from the studio to make the show more family-friendly, so we’re bring clowns to the show!
847
We’ve got work to do, guys... Help us make a profound difference for kids in need: bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS #GISH twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
848
It’s so awkward when your friends are also your heroes. It’s an honor to work with you on this #GISH effort, Giles. Thanks for everything you do. Read @gilesduley’s entire thread & chip in, guys! bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS twitter.com/gilesduley/sta…
849
Keep up the great work, guys. You astound me. bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS #GISH twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
850
Don’t tell anybody, but I snuck off set to slip you this quick thank-you message: bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS #GISH #ChangeALife
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