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2202
A few months ago, I had my mugshot taken by @Robbyklein.
2203
It's always disappointing to find out your country's president is actually a cheap con man & villain from a 1950's TV show—but it does explain his obsession with this unnecessary wall. #NoWall
(The villain’s name in this show was actually “Trump.”)
2204
Another exciting day on set! I hate to complain, but our workplace conditions are pretty rough. It's hard to successfully nap when your feet dangle off the bed. My union rep will hear about this!
2205
They say our new family band, “Clam, Let Go!” Is irreverent, but I’d argue that we have a certain unique charm.
bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_… #Embracelet
2206
Thanks, @squarespace, for taking steps to stop promoting spaces for hate to thrive. twitter.com/SquarespaceHel…
2207
The results are in! "Clam, Let Go!" is the clear winner for our family band name. I’d like to take this moment to thank all the Russian bots out there, without whom this pre-planned victory wouldn’t have happened. спасибо, товарищи! twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
2208
Rep. @SteveKingIA is joining us live from the 18th century, & is shocked to discover that white supremacy is offensive in modern times. (Just wait until he finds out that hooded robes & goose-stepping are also “out of vogue”…) nytimes.com/2019/01/10/us/…
2209
Hey, @squarespace, you are paying a racist, xenophobic, misogynists by advertising on @TuckerCarlson’s show. Please stop. twitter.com/slpng_giants/s…
2210
Hey, guys, if you worked this week, will you get paid? 800,000 federal employees won’t. These 5 senators can change that. You know what to do. #TrumpShutdown
Colorado @SenCoryGardner
Alaska @SenDanSullivan
Arizona @SenMcSallyAZ
Maine @SenatorCollins
Kansas @SenPatRoberts
2211
What should our family band's name be? (Not to collude with you or unduly influence you, but one of these names contains a pearl of wisdom & I'm shellfishly hoping you pick it.)
2212
With a 1% point difference, our family band name's poll was "too close to call" & recounts have only created further division between our bandmates. So in the interest of true democracy, we're holding a runoff election! twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
2213
I'm in. Does Friday work for you? twitter.com/Stands/status/…
2214
Castiel is updating his look with accessories in 2019! But when they suggested a "boa", this isn't quite what I had in mind. (Okay, I'll admit this was a little corny.)
2215
Instead of watching Donald Trump lie to the American people tonight, tune in to this at 9 PM ET (now) to watch a public figure committed to true transparency. instagram.com/thestormydanie…
2216
Don't let Trump's lies scare you tonight. The only "crisis" we're facing is a crisis of leadership, with Trump holding 800,000 American workers' paychecks hostage to get his way & build a wall we don't need. #ThePeopleAddressTheNation
2217
Tell me honestly: does this lip color make me look washed out, @RuthieConnell?
2218
Thank you, @redlobster twitter.com/slpng_giants/s…
2219
My transition from man to Catstiel is complete. #SPN Day 1, 2019.
2220
Charmed, I’m sure. twitter.com/Stands/status/…
2221
"The Jet Sex" by this woman is now available in hardcover in Japanese!
If you want the English version, it’s here: amazon.com/Jet-Sex-Airlin…
2222
Despite our recent press release to the contrary, privately I have to admit things have gotten a bit heated in our band's dynamic. Help us resolve our dispute by picking our band name:
2223
I’m shocked & dismayed, @Bobosphere. This shameless tabloid journalism is beneath you. Where will it all end? TMZ? (Besides, I told you this in confidence & my band-mates have been placated with breakfast pastries. With sprinkles.) twitter.com/Bobosphere/sta…
2224
We decided to start a family band. I wanted to name the group, “The Jackson 3.” West said, “How about the Collins 3?” Maison suggested we call the band either, “Clam, Let Go!” Or “Water Wife.” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
2225
We’re starting a family band. You don’t have to say it; we know we’re gonna be a big hit.