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Last chance to succumb to my charms. 100% of profits go to @jacmelchildren & @Fulcrum_Arts! bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_… #Embracelet twitter.com/Stands/status/…
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Season 15 is official. Time for hip replacements. #Supernatural
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Dear Child President, the Dow crossed 25,000 a year ago. Then it plummeted because of your trade wars. If I had invested in a market index fund a year ago, I would have lost money due to inflation. Tremendous news! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Last day! Tie one on with me for a good cause: 100% of proceeds go to @FulcrumArts & @jacmelchildren! bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_… #Embracelet
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I hope this tool gets sacked hard on #SuperBowl Sunday. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
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To my midwest friends: don’t complain about the cold, figure out how to capitalize on it! When the last bad cold-snap hit Chicago in 1994, I used it as an opportunity to get on the news in my boxers. #PolarVortex2019
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These are real rainbows. (It's just been one of those mornings.)
Final days to help me help orphans and artists, and maybe win this tie! bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_…
#Embracelet
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I'm boycotting @Starbucks until Howard Schultz announces he IS NOT running for president. His independent candidacy could recklessly help @realDonaldTrump win in 2020--a risk we cannot take. Please stand down, Howard. nytimes.com/2019/01/28/opi…
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Diane, I think almost everything you post is genius. Will you be my mentor? My spirit guide? My muse? My social media manager? twitter.com/Diane_7A/statu…
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Do me a favor and reply with the translation if you can crack this. I’ll make the first person who gets it right a batch of cookies. #DataPrivacyDay
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In honor of #DataPrivacyDay, I’m being conscientious & encrypting all my most important, top secret future tweets.
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Finally, there's something Trump & I can actually agree on.
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In times of darkness, endeavor to be the light. #HolocaustRemembrance twitter.com/GoodRobinHood/…
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Have you ever seen someone perform such a delicate task with such fierce tension on their face?
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I don’t care what people say, @jarpad, you’ve still got it. twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
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These thugs were outside my hotel last night.
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I don’t want to say #RogerStone is a crook, but even the @nixonfoundation is disavowing any connection to him. twitter.com/nixonfoundatio…
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The house of cards is tumbling down... thank you, furloughed FBI agents for continuing to protect our country from these treasonous cronies. nytimes.com/2019/01/25/us/…
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I was going to wait 'til @EW sent me a free copy, but the guy at the news stand said, “If you lick it, you buy it...”
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They may have named you “king,” but you’ll always be my princess, @JensenAckles. Congrats! twitter.com/theadvocateno/…
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To help kids and artists in need, I'm giving away something close to my heart... Purchase my tie charm and be automatically entered to win! #Embracelet bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_…
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Playing Monopoly tonight I struck a deal with Maison, my 6 year-old, that was mutually beneficial—get out of jail free card for Connecticut Ave. I said, “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.” She got up and clawed my back. Then turned to me and waited for me to scratch hers.
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Who needs a pedicurist when you have a middle toenail like this? #selfportrait