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Tonight history was made & Trump was impeached, which was just the pick-me-up I needed after surgery. Thanks to those reps who stuck up for the country & voted to impeach. (Not you, @TulsiGabbard; nothing says “patriot” like voting, “I dunno, who cares?”)
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Pomp & circumstance is wonderful, but now the REAL work begins. It’s time to roll up our sleeves and get our hands (and paws) dirty to help heal America! Hazel’s already got a head start. #Indoguration #InaugurationDay
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We were reading a book that said bats are the only mammals with wings. Maison said: “This book is wrong. Fairies have wings and they are mammals.”
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I’m proud of all the Democrats & the 10 Republican Congresspeople who chose to put the sanctity of our nation first today.
Senate, it’s your move. Don’t let us down.
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Great work, #SPNFamily! We always say you're the best (and kindest) fandom, but it's nice to have this objective, scientific study on hand to back our claims. twitter.com/TVGuide/status…
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Hey @JensenAckles, hope your new welding career is going well! @jarpad and I are still working on #Supernatural. Miss you. #SPN300 #SPNFamily
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Pack your bags, please. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Thanks for all the sweet birthday wishes, guys. I’m deeply touched.
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If you think about it, last nights Game of Thrones was all about the benefits of losing your virginity.
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This morning I woke from a dream. I have no memory of it except that I was asking someone, “Is constipation a problem for fish?”
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Join me, @JensenAckles, @jarpad & the #SPN cast LIVE as we reminisce & discuss fighting real-world demons with the one & only @staceyabrams! You can even win set props, guitar lessons from God, & more! Dec. 8 @ 9 PM ET. We’ll hit capacity, so sign up now! bit.ly/SPNFairFight
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I got two covid tests today. One was a "rapid results" test, which came back negative. The other is more reliable, but takes until this evening to get results, so I'm not yet positive I'm negative...
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@jarpad You've been tweeting different versions of the same birthday joke every year for a decade and I still laugh every time. Damn you.
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Been stuck on the couch for 12 hours. This is what happens with intense boredom...
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An on-point ladybug landing. Good omen for 2020.
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Happy Valentine's day! Whether your love is near or far, future or present. I hope you can bask in its warmth today.
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Maison, 7, just stuck her head out of the car window and declared, "This is the best moment of my life!" Then back in her seat, ruefully, "Five seconds ago... Five seconds ago was the best moment of my life."
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This photo was taken 40 feet from the finish line. My calf is DEFINITELY NOT cramping.
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I said, "No! Seriously. I'm not joking. Put that down."
The kids said, "Okay, dad..."
And then threw fistfuls of taco in my face.
My authority is absolute in this house.
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Maison just said, "Why is Batman bigger than Catwoman? It's unrealistic. Cats are way bigger than bats."
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This morning someone in all seriousness confided in me that they had had a threesome... with two ghosts! I was so taken aback that I neglected to ask for details. I’m so mad at myself now.
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Maison made a surprisingly realistic Easter Bunny costume. Happy Easter!
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I’m glad she wore her sparkly Sunday dress.
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we ultimately ended up going a different direction for tonight’s 300th episode, but this is an unphotoshopped unfiltered selfie from when I pitched my idea for the ep to the Warner Brothers brass. #Supernatural300
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