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if you’re under 18 stop reading
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fellow adults we excited to fall asleep before 10 this weekend??
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imagine your card gets declined and the bank takes money out of your account for your card getting declined
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ppl will shit on astrology but believe in god like... don’t be mad you picked the boring one
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police departments be on here like "One of our bloodied and Brave officers nearly died tonight from a titty twister"
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of course a top would say this twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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white people be like “WHERE is the next Martin Luther King!? WHAT’S his home address and DOES he have a balcony”
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yall will be scared of tik tok strawberry bugs but haven’t washed your pillow case in a month
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ned's declassified postgrad survival guide. ned orders an avocado toast unaware it's $27. now he can't afford doctor co-pay. falls into coma
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what is in the houston drinking water that’s strengthening everyones joints like this twitter.com/PigsAndPlans/s…
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robert pattinson and zoe kravitz?? huge win for the h*rny community twitter.com/Variety/status…
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sza did not give us the soundtrack of our heartbreaks and hoeings to be disrespected like this
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me: omg it’s september
my calendar: t.co/vkKUCCqtLH
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yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume
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good evening send that risky text the earth is melting
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trump would shoot 100% but biden would only allow cops to shoot 50% of my body. that’s a 50% improvement. bleeding out from my femoral artery is the kind of change this country needs and i can still have my casket half open which is another win twitter.com/ProudSocialist…
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i’m trying new hobbies during quarantine does anyone know how to read??
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sex is disgusting and i would never have it
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colleges be named after slave masters telling people not to cheat lmaoooooooo
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the exclamation point twitter.com/HOT97/status/1…
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garden (say it like dat) - sza twitter.com/ygvanes/status…
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straight men be like im not sexist my girlfriend is a woman
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what was a single good thing that happened this year
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“Be nice to racist people — MLK” — white people on mlk day
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this level of cruelty over $5.50 twitter.com/AchmatX/status…
