1751
this comic said, on stage, that comics shouldn’t talk about race or sexuality and got booed by canadians do u kno how trash u gotta be to get booed by canadians
1752
my ETHNICITY is italian.
my NATIONALITY is british.
my RACE is gay. twitter.com/lisaxxyy/statu…
1753
honestly i feel bad for the “born again” “ex-homosexuals” until i remember that — from person experience — closeted christian sex be hitting harder than any drug on earth
1754
the "this isn't supposed to happen Here" subtext damn near domtext whenever there's violence where white people live
1755
when i fav something about net neutrality and my browser takes more than .05 seconds to load
1756
yall keep blaming kendall for the pepsi ad like she knows how to read
1757
deleting tweets are meditations in non-attachment. high vibrations only
1758
drinking iced coffee and being divisive
1760
i am so mad my jamaican parents decided to go to the US instead of the UK i would be a closeted football player with an adidas sponsorship and lines in my eyebrows by now xx
1761
my president is whack
my student loans due
1763
if you’re in college struggling don’t worry about the 4 year timeline society has set up for you. i dropped out 3 credits shy of graduation it’s never too late
1765
it’s so dam annoying when people don’t have pics of themselves on insta how else am i supposed to construct an idealized version of you that will be impossible to live up to
1766
pharmaceutical lobbyists backstage at the democratic debates
1767
we haven't really seen what a horny lesbian would do a hollywood budget
1768
statistically at least one of the 12 disciples should have been queer but none of them were. it was jesus
1769
jamaicans: sorrel
mexicans: jamaica
white people: hibiscus twitter.com/islandboinatha…
1770
rihanna snapped when she wrote same ol mistakes
1771
when a black legend dies and older white people are like “Their talents were... stronger than racial boundaries and racism itself” it always sounds like they wanna say “maybe if you new niggas could hit a damn high note trump wouldn’t be president”
1772
independence day is a celebration of stevie nicks doing coke and writing the declaration of independence in one night
1773
the Look for this fall is divorced private school principal after the first alimony check hit
1774
and uzi is gone????? 2019 is cancelled twitter.com/rocksound/stat…
1775
so there wasn't a link for trolls to report twitter.com/sinned_mc/stat…
