jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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ik some of yall casting expelliarmus on ur tattoos LMAOOOOOOOO
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You’re not “letting the dishes soak”. You’re an adult. Stop lying to yourself.
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pride month quarantine got me feeling like boo fagley
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i’m not gay i’m italian
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if we lured white people into a huge End Racism outdoor event and brought up reparations while This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) by Talking Heads was playing we could get it
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idk how this could happen and you don’t quit immediately twitter.com/flywithkamala/…
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who’s winning in a fight
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i’m going to need a step by step breaking down of how aang is going to defeat goku because ?
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goku rarely stays on this mortal coil in order to avoid paying child support so aang would most likely be fighting Halo Goku.... therefore the bloodbending/air-around-lungsbending cannot work because goku is undead
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do y’all actually think police literally STOP crimes like someone is about to rob you and a cop disguised as a garbage reveals himself and chases The Bad Guy away
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smoke crack if you bad twitter.com/Emeli_Naaahh/s…
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GAYS: u ever think a guy is flirting back but he’s just dominican
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y’all got yall feet on these veterans necks w the firecrackers
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“if hillary was president we’d be at trap brunch right now” twitter.com/adammintzer/st…
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white ppl in media be like “self care is so important to avoid burnout in these times. for example i just found out yesterday that black people are human and i immediately needed a nap ❤️”
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no one in 2020 is killing themselves by tossing a noose over a tree branch like they regret betraying jesus for 30 pieces of silver. people are getting lynched. the police won’t investigate local KKK chapters because they don’t hold their own accountable
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i’m dying thinking abt the group text that must’ve happened between the three cops who got bubble guts from shake shack and thought they were being assassinated, they were prolly sending shit pics back and forth like “Garcia, yours fluffy too?” lmaoooaoaoao
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lemme just take up the entire coast chile...
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yall know we can read now it’s legal
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my fellow high yellow now you know that’s not our shade twitter.com/JColeNC/status…
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companies be like "Happy Juneteenth <3 to celebrate we are giving all our black customers a 5 minute head start before security starts following ✊🏿"
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do you still get tan w sunscreen on?? i’m worried abt sun damage but i wanna get deep deep brown like shaun king’s shade almost