1676
therapists should end each session with a forehead kiss
1677
my comedy central special is now available to watch FOR FREE — NO LOGIN REQUIREDT
on.cc.com/32ILgL7
1678
this is the opposite of pokemon go to the polls twitter.com/BernieSanders/…
1679
please be nice to me i’m the first italian to have a comedy central half hour twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1680
LMAOOOOOO IVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE twitter.com/eikcinek/statu…
1681
jeff bezos could end world hunger but is out here making KlanBots twitter.com/dailydot/statu…
1682
oat milk to the other non dairies
1685
one gott go
1686
losing you by solange twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
1687
this level of cruelty over $5.50 twitter.com/AchmatX/status…
1688
facial recognition technology is shook... they said fuck the panopticon... anti-state legends twitter.com/fiImsnmusic/st…
1689
i want to do this but im so deeply afraid they are going to accidentally kill me. not because im afraid to die but because this is such an embarrassing way to die twitter.com/chiropractorrs…
1690
@mattbooshell the sound of the water bottle hitting the macbook shell sent chills
1691
rip john witherspoon. an icon in every sense of the word
1692
before and after using a retinoid, a hyaluronic acid moisturizer, n vitamin c serum twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
1693
film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday
1695
just cut some thumb holes in my hoodie lesgeddit twitter.com/pitchfork/stat…
1696
please be careful tonight. people have been sneaking cbd into halloween candies. there are reports of dozens of children just vibing
1697
going on a bar crawl w a spray bottle of rubbing alcohol and some paper towel on blackface patrol
1698
if you’re under 18 stop reading
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fellow adults we excited to fall asleep before 10 this weekend??
1699
beto shoulda just sat there and ate his romeritos con camarones y nopales
1700
no piss November. im holding it in all month