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police departments be on here like "One of our bloodied and Brave officers nearly died tonight from a titty twister"
2479
coronavirus come get your juice twitter.com/aaronjmate/sta…
2480
biden said “whatchyall niggas gna do ?? not vote for me!!? 😂😂😂😂🤣” twitter.com/tomselliott/st…
2482
dating is so hard for me because i just like eating pizza and watching netflix and petting hecka puppers. it seems like people have lost sight of what’s most important (besides coffee), which is just nerding our with your best friend and going on wine fueled adventures together
2483
is there space for more than one male rapper in the game rn??? discuss
2484
if you’re in brooklyn, this community fridge outside playground coffee (1114 bedford ave) is restocked daily with !!!FREE!!! fresh food. u can drop off / pick up stuff whenever. peep the oatly they have good shit
2485
yet you were perfectly fine nosediving into my WAB like an olympic hopeful last november??? delete this twitter.com/JamesBradleyCA…
2486
republicans getting on here like “i, for one, have a very DRY pussy”
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floridians be like “i got a WAP 🤪” it’s 98% humidity babe that’s swamp crotch
2489
listen. that gatorade gooch still does what it needs to do and does it well
2490
this isn’t funny. italians only lay on the floor with a bowl of pasta when they a are a extremely stressed a twitter.com/joeymonda/stat…
2491
Father God please give the Amdu people the strength to de🧢 itate these missionaries twitter.com/BuserBrooks/st…
2492
just wrote a fic where dean and castiel go camping and alskshdjkajdjdksb
2493
yt gays be like “WHEW CHILE!” whose? your adoption papers were rejected.
2494
he's never heard a black person on the phone with customer service twitter.com/JasonSCampbell…
2495
watching this with the sound off he looks like a dog gnawing on rawhide
2497
i’m happy joe biden picked kamala bc my younger brother stole my favorite pair of pants and has not given it back. he will be dealt with
2498
i literally cannot wait until kamala is in the white house taking names and kicking ass like... remember when our elected officials could actually dance? those tik toks are going to be so lit 🔥 renegade renegade plus u know she can teach uncle joe how to douggie 😂😂 he needs it
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the focus right now is beating trump. people say “ joe and kamala indirectly or directly lead to the incarceration of thousands of black and brown people ” but a lot of those people can no longer vote anyway, so they dont matter. what does matter? black lives. namely? K. Harris’s
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton calls for abolishing landlords twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
