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i feel a deep sadness knowing i was never able to eat this sandwich. it's not enough to eat a pb&j. i want to eat a pb&j that started as an oil painting then became 3 dimensional twitter.com/NoahVerrier/st…
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social media platforms love being like "It's Mental Health Awareness Month ❤️" yall are the mental illness
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we haven't really seen what a horny lesbian would do a hollywood budget
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yall need to stop hating on sex scenes and start demanding more non cishet male directors. i promise yall will not hate sex scenes as much
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she said i had my activia and i'm ready to shit on yall twitter.com/ZoeRoseBryant/…
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wild how the government has an itemized list of every time and place a rapper has sneezed in the past year but no way to stop mass shooters who publicly workshop their manifestos online
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kendrick coming out in support of lgbtq rights
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this is unedited twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
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someone has gotta fight ezra miller but not me cus im scared of their toe talons. they kick box with those foraging nails that's my jugular that's me bleeding out. first someone has gotta wrangle ezra w that wire loop they use to catch feral cats clip the claws and go from there
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"everyone's LGBTQ journey happens on their own timeline" its about to be illegal in 3 years so you better not wait too long
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abortion should really not be this scandalous like. i hate the human need to create narratives for everything cus it is literally a clump of cells. it is roe
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larry stans before meeting a psychiatrist
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just took this photo posting it for the first time here
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when we die they should remove all the microplastics from our body and recycle it into a little souvenir for our loved ones
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the fact elon bought twitter for 45 billion dollars is so.... like the amount of human good that couldve been done with $45 billion dollars. they couldve rebooted meerkat manor
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at this point tumblr and twitter are just passing the same hundred thousand 🚬s back and forth
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This was not my intention so I need to correct the record: I am not Italianx. I happen to be straight, but I am also a fierce ally and the last thing I want to do is falsely co-opt the struggles of the Italianx community.
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*lon is about to turn this app into ifunny
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idk how people look at me crazy for still wearing a mask in manhattan where it smells like shit took a shit
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it's a shame the shooter didn't jump the turnstile cus nypd would've been caught him by now
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people be like "i miss 70s music :/" then complain doctors are overprescribing amphetamines. which is it
