1326
one side effect of getting whooped growing up people don’t talk about is a lack of motivation in adulthood. when ur fearing beatings all ur childhood once ur grown it’s like ok literally who is gunna beat my ass
1328
no piss November. im holding it in all month
1329
beto shoulda just sat there and ate his romeritos con camarones y nopales
1330
if you’re under 18 stop reading
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fellow adults we excited to fall asleep before 10 this weekend??
1331
going on a bar crawl w a spray bottle of rubbing alcohol and some paper towel on blackface patrol
1332
please be careful tonight. people have been sneaking cbd into halloween candies. there are reports of dozens of children just vibing
1333
just cut some thumb holes in my hoodie lesgeddit twitter.com/pitchfork/stat…
1335
film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday
1336
before and after using a retinoid, a hyaluronic acid moisturizer, n vitamin c serum twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
1337
rip john witherspoon. an icon in every sense of the word
1338
@mattbooshell the sound of the water bottle hitting the macbook shell sent chills
1339
i want to do this but im so deeply afraid they are going to accidentally kill me. not because im afraid to die but because this is such an embarrassing way to die twitter.com/chiropractorrs…
1340
facial recognition technology is shook... they said fuck the panopticon... anti-state legends twitter.com/fiImsnmusic/st…
1341
this level of cruelty over $5.50 twitter.com/AchmatX/status…
1342
losing you by solange twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
1347
jeff bezos could end world hunger but is out here making KlanBots twitter.com/dailydot/statu…
1348
LMAOOOOOO IVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE twitter.com/eikcinek/statu…
1349
please be nice to me i’m the first italian to have a comedy central half hour twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1350
this is the opposite of pokemon go to the polls twitter.com/BernieSanders/…
