1176
yes i have “pretty” privilege. i am “pretty” stupid therefore a lot of things that should stress me out simply go over my head
1177
y’all really thought this rihanna album was coming in 2019 lmao jamaicans are never on time
1179
curry and white rice on an empty stomach be hitting like immigrant fathers
1180
does anyone from chicago remember whoop that trick wednesdays on power 92 when people would call in wednesday night and announce whose ass they were going to beat
1181
funny how henry david thoreau been real quiet since i came back from the mountains
1182
i’m not a cinephile i’ve just seen 6 movies and won’t shut up about them
1183
uncut gems getting the geighs and gorls to care about a basketball game... the power of cinema
1185
2020 i’m going to get hotter and dumber but also smarter and less superficial
1186
statistically santa klaus has come down at least one chimney and stumbled upon someone blindfolded taking anon loads
1187
call me a gamer the way i’m wishing for my ex box 😔
1188
if you have an lgbtq phobic family member tht merely tolerates you. take them aside and explain how you have seen the light and are trying to be cishet. there are classes but they’re expensive–you want it to be a surprise to the rest of the family-so you need $8500 to be straight
1189
Nietzsche said this first i had to delete twitter.com/jaboukiearchiv…
1190
every time we touch by cascada walked so 100 gecs could run
1192
not to mention the bidets decrease the amount of toilet paper needed to achieve edibility.
less toilet paper = more trees = more atmospheric CO2 absorption = less climate change
1193
the installation of bidets in every public restroom would a) create thousands of jobs b) improve national mental health by easing the anxiety of eating ass c) heal our country’s divide by reminding us what we all have in common: hole
1194
we don’t share hats but we love her because she’s an ally twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1195
lice on the scalp of the girl in middle school who’d wear nightmare before christmas striped long sleeve tees and hiss at people twitter.com/bbyvox/status/…
1198
might log onto to facebook and flex on the republicans from high school before they get kaeigheyetlin ready for bed
1199
ok trump is impeached now a graphic design twink has got to fake some grindr screenshots of mike pence. we have to take him out next. quickly
1200
mfs be like “i’m gay” okay???? me too tf. let’s kiss
