jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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i want to make it clear that i did not graduate twitter.com/melissabellew_…
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the year is 2015. a car passes playing antidote by travis scott. someone whips as a reaction. everyone laughs. your brain produces serotonin effortlessly. you check your phone. your crush just sent you a vine. you smile earnestly, not understanding how unnatural it soon will feel
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rebecca black said “black history month?? ... yeah... i think it is”
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if i see one more shrimp alfredo dish on the tl. i’m sick. i’m tired of seeing your buttered ocean roaches
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no rawr but i’m missing my x D
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normalizing subtitles in the US.... yes... next up foreskin
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adamrayokay accepting the oscar for Rosa
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kristen wiig as arca album covers: thread
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all hoes go to heaven
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ppl will shit on astrology but believe in god like... don’t be mad you picked the boring one
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y’all mind if i listen to jamie xx and think about 2015
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steak & shake is the same exact quality as in & out (but better fries) yet midwesterners never overhype it cus we’re humble
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i feel like pure shite i just want the library of alexandria back
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every US election will be rigged when prisoners, who are overwhelmingly black, are not allowed to vote twitter.com/christheclown2…
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representation is so important. disney gave us countless queer coded villains and now we finally have one running for president
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ohhhh so when centrists said the US would turn into venezuela if bernie won they meant they would interfere w the election. i think people misunderstood them. we owe them an apology
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the tips of your plant’s leaves turning brown is perfectly normal. it’s just your plant saying you will never be able to care for or love another living thing without hurting it
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me experiencing familial trauma in high school
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bernie has mobilized the guys w tattoos and a cat voter base in a historically unprecedented way
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i love vanity for a good cause #hotboysforbernie
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no holden caufield but people do be kinda phony