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dems be like “everyone needs to vote” no y’all need to CHEAT
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imagine your card gets declined and the bank takes money out of your account for your card getting declined
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if i looked like someone reanimated me out of dried cum from a frat house’s bathroom floor i would simply be nice to others
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he look like bojack horseman twitter.com/thedigitaldash…
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in 2nd grade we were cleaning our desks and kids starting crying cus someone pointed out the rags were made in afghanistan twitter.com/paulkrugman/st…
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everything reminds me of him twitter.com/LightsCameraPo…
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jack when he brought home beans instead of a cow
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i’m not american im gay twitter.com/rodentfan69/st…
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happy bi visibility month twitter.com/audiohymn/stat…
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my white blood cells gathering in the perma-pimple on my nose bridge from mask irritation to form pus twitter.com/ecareyo/status…
489
i have a confession.
i'm not italian. i'm sicilian.
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of course a top would say this twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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leftist men be like “i’m such a himbo” whole time they know what the word dialectic means
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“For GOD so loved the world He gave his only begotten Son. Whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting Life.” - John 3:16
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my dogs name is callaloo twitter.com/gayasschidi/st…
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adele’s hairstylist waiting to go home
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adele yvette stacy-ann bailey brown powell snapped !!
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“nuh bodda. mi will find sumadi who come in jus like you”
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you’re falling asleep next to him, i’m listening to space song under a gravity blanket and the weight of my past mistakes, we are not the same
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fellas is it gay to see a doctor twitter.com/_YoungCR7/stat…
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what was a single good thing that happened this year
