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tell me you’re straight without telling me you’re straight twitter.com/euphimaa/statu…
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just say you’ve never been to an italian baptism and go twitter.com/mrspinch/statu…
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IF ANYONE knows a guy from saudi arabia named Faisal who studied dentistry and lived in 2 east 8th (777 s state) in chicago in the mid 10s, PLEASE tell him to hit me up. it’s not an emergency he was just a great roommate and had great vibes. would be cool to kick it again.
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hitting children is wrong it’s adults that need to be whooped actually
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somehow that nancy pelosi video is actually worse than the tweets described
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small pentecostal churches be sounding like diy house shows
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when you almost just threw up and you feel a hand on the back of your head
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lori lightfoot boarded up city hall and is hiding in the men’s warehouse on michigan
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All it takes is one man: Jesus twitter.com/PageSix/status…
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i pull up w this on me now what twitter.com/1800SPOILED/st…
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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can meet up with your childhood love at his diner while he cooks you a meal then drives you home to wrap his arms around you, holding all your pieces together after you confess you broke yourself for him
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either way i love maricons twitter.com/rrrubenciito/s…
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yes bc w/o cishets clouding our energy reserves we could discover inter dimensional travel twitter.com/PinkNews/statu…
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before jesus rolls away the stone who want me
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THOUGHTS? it’s girls night out, the usual suspects: you, beyoncé, rihanna, greta thurnberg and JT and Careesha. your man tags along last minute. he only ordered a strawberry lemonade and cheesecake. everyone else ordered entrees. who’s paying?
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first of all Satan wouldnt b causing all this trouble if God supported restorative justice and wasn’t so vested in systems of carceral punishment... instead he kicked Satan out of heaven just bc he wanted a little attention... God did not do the reading but that’s y’all’s fav...
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ronald reagan overhearing satan clap lil nas’s cheeks
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if biden fired me for smoking weed once that is on ME. biden caught ME slipping and I should have known better
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death on vacation ignoring the “re: Prince Philip” in his inbox
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I saw this on Insta and it’s a very helpful infographic for people who don’t know what’s going on twitter.com/lib_crusher/st…
