2426
STOP showing me restaurants that make cotton candy meatloaf and START showing me restaurants that have clean bathrooms i can pee in for free
2427
marianne williamson’s single payer plan is just healthcare for the last survivor of each state’s measles outbreak
2429
happy weekend to men under 6ft. we’re embracing our short kinghood. we’re wearing whatever shoes we like, not just ones that give us an extra inch. we’re going to be assertive at the bar when we’re putting in drink orders. we are winning
2431
so @ehjovandied was a self hating king all along :/ he’s 5’3
2432
@SupaGirlZombie has someone put roman holiday over this yet
2433
no remy but i keep that ratatoolie on me
2434
here's a database of places that offer mental health care even if you can't pay
findahealthcenter.hrsa.gov/?zip=&radius=5…
2435
where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman. maybe he won’t find out what i kno: u were the last good thing abt this part of town
2437
i'm sad that using fireworks to celebrate america terrifies dogs, the only pure thing about america
2438
them: pineapple on pizza? wtf r u smoking
me:
2439
the european western world has meticulously colonized and destroyed so many countries only to turn away people who flee the aftermath
2440
every time a republican senator dies you have to post a thirst trap that’s the first gay commandment
2441
there’s video on here of a dude making a baby do push ups so the baby “will be straight” but if i posted a video of making baby watch fiona apple’s 1997 acceptance speech so they could be queer then it’s a problem
2444
bbc (tv network) said yall get no money and two seasons make that shit work
2446
my thesis was a 15-20pg paper on a american artifact or relic of great importance. i submitted a youtube link to the proud family theme song
2447
this is the best compliment i’ve gotten in my entire life t.co/T8nvCGtsrz
2448
every culture on earth has at least one soup and they all bang. soup transcends cultural barriers. soup is a deep part of the human experience. soup IS the human experience
2449
you can moisturize all you want. if you're racist you're going to age like greek yogurt on a hot sidewalk
2450
there’s a couple popping each other’s pimples on the j train and that’s really the energy for winter 2018
