2126
the power dynamic in premarital sex is toxic and shouldn’t be normalized
2128
i'm not exaggerating
twitter.com/Orafaded/statu…
2129
joe biden be like i’m the only one that shidded and farded
2131
ur mcm's team lost the super bowl and now he has to wait another year to allow himself to experience male affection
2132
the friend in question twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
2133
my Comedy Central special airs tonight at 11pm twitter.com/fallsdownstair…
2134
notably excused from this drag is magistra loris, the latin teacher. anti-imperialist, pro-lgbtq, pro-black queen, never made students pray or say the pledge of allegiance, always unloaded the clip on bigoted students
2135
imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering they make paintings of people snorting social media apps for a living
2136
no more snapchat best friends, face/thumb unlock on iphones AND no following tab on insta. cheaters are eating
2139
@zackfox this tweet n this text were the first things i saw this blessed day
2140
me:
white gay: i’ll have you know brunch is actually our underground railroad
2141
neck game prolly on giraffe twitter.com/permafr1ed/sta…
2142
photographers: please keep at least a couple photos of yourself in your tagged photos on insta so you’re easier to stalk
2143
this is kind of problematic so stop reading here if you’re easily offended but i hope you have a nice day
2146
may i have a check mark please twitter.com/twitter/status…
2147
Ma in Ma (2019) did almost nothing wrong
2148
the amount of “just now seeings” i’ve sent
2149
when i say “kings under 6ft” that includes trans masc kings... we’re so powerful... anything is possible with a positive attitude and a step ladder
2150
what’s the word for when you tweet but it’s in your mind and no one else hears it
