2051
italians this is for us twitter.com/ForbesEnt/stat…
2052
t***p is the ex you blocked on twitter, insta, fb, tumblr, gmail, gchat, & snapchat so they only way they can reach you is paypaling you a dollar with the memo “can we just talk”
2053
i’m learning how to direct cus once my hairline is gone i am WASHED no more on camera shit i have a straight up peanut head no planters. some people can pull it off but not me. i look like an inbred egyptian pharaoh who died young and they botched the mummification
2054
the apartment on the listing vs the apartment they show you
2056
dude jogged over to the protest swinging his sword listening to the cheers theme song
2057
you straight with a minimalist line work tattoo of a hand?
2058
me empathizing and being gentle with my friends
2059
my first dance is going to be knuck if you buck and the first person to buck without knucking has to pay for the honeymoon twitter.com/Tpetersen14/st…
2061
telling someone “it’s online” doesn’t always work when lolli loving libertarian tech bros are the people building our online experiences in the first place
2062
“i miss dr. sebi” you’ll see him soon
2064
this is not the first time something like this has happened
2065
straight people walking past a gay bar in the 60s
2066
agent: thoughts about this role?
straight actor who wants an oscar: eh
agent: it's sad and gay
straight actor who wants an oscar:
2067
12 year old me obliviously listening to a pop punk song written by a 28 year old man that’s actually just abt stalking a 17 year old girl
2068
stem major:
liberal arts major: hey what time is it? trick question; time is a construct lol btw lmk when u get a chance to read my medium article about the gender dynamics of a deleted scene in space jam my schedj is v open rn just doing freelance dreams for a pdf let's do lunch
2069
i just realized my first screenwriting class freshman year was september 5th and my first day of work is.... september 5th
2070
me on 2007 youtube looking up fall out boy lyric videos
2071
first of all the devil doesn’t need an advocate second of all SHE’s gay and agrees w me
2073
kristen wiig as arca album covers: thread
2074
YES short kings started to uplift all masc identifying ppl under 6ft AND fight body dysmorphic beauty standards in said ppl... YES i am 5'9"... YES that is the scientific average in the US... DRAG me if u want... call me shortezal if you want... i will ALWAYS defend short kings
