1376
when capitalism finds a way to commodify your anger against capitalism
1377
pollen and histamines to my zyrtec twitter.com/imcallinthecop…
1378
biden 2020 is make america great again for people who own crash on blu-ray
1379
me accidentally rebiting the side of my mouth that’s swollen from biting it earlier
1380
this is how pinkpantheress makes me feel
1381
no one:
Dr Jekyll: twitter.com/Genius/status/…
1382
just saw good kid maad city on an rap oldies playlist
1383
if we all take turns hitting each other with cars we can solve the student debt crisis
1384
like i’m really supposed to be scared of bernie yelling when warren has the school to prison pipeline bob?
1385
cisgender heterosexuality did not exist before cellphones. but they won’t tell that the 5G towers and radiation are turning our babies into cishet abominations.
1386
i don’t even watch sports but i hope mexico beats everybody’s ass
1387
i went to olive garden and the waiter gave me free breadsticks 😭😭😭 i think he recognized me
1388
no weapon formed against italians shell pasta
1389
dam... drakes son is named tuitionishandledbysomerandomniggathatliveinatlantathatsheonlyseewhenshefeelsobligatedadmittedittomethefirsttimewedatedbutshewasnoangelandweneverwaiteditookhertosushishewantedtofuck so when he said that he was actually saying he loved his son
1390
nyc apartments be like “LOVELY vintage loft with hot water and live in supe (pictured) $6666 a month ($79,992 deposit with 11 months free) >849 credit score and >70% 23&Me European ancestry needed for approval”
1392
“as a gay comedian what are your thoughts on kevin hart” i would not smash
1393
toys r us doesnt need to close. rebrand to "toys as fuck" & market to millennials so we can "eat" plastic avocado toasts & play "homeowner" twitter.com/richard680news…
1394
me:
corporation: happy lgbtq month :) the b is for banks :)
1396
my mom is going to the emmys tomorrow gas her up
1397
*walks up to straight couple* so who’s the autobot and who’s the decepticon
1400
this is just a joke. i do not have corona and even if i did transmission is unlikely because the residents make me drink at a separate water fountain
