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We are living in a very bum-centric world right now
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Remember when ribs and collar bones were in fashion? That was shite.
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Everyone's talking out of their arse RT @garbage Woah simmer down everybody! I’m not throwing shade. Just asking a goddamn question.
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Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on door. Crouch behind sofa like a cool, stable person.
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"Enjoy checking out my arse as I walk away"
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Just started this amazing new diet. I only gained 8 lbs in ONE WEEK!
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I am 1 muffin away from being craned out of my house live on Jerry Springer
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@teenidling I did it by drunken accident but you're lovely.
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Roll up to the club in my North Face puffa.
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I want a Louis Theroux on the streets and a Don Draper in the sheets
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@suhhwag that's ok! And it's really nice to hear.
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Future ex-husband material > RT @WillStweet: YAMAS @MarinasDiamonds
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@paddygrant Deal. I hope you're the patient type.
