678
When you get the alert that the quarantine is over and you can finally smoke with the homies again
681
A blunt session…. Good music…. With food on the way
683
When your dealer tells you they are dry right now
687
When you finally sit down with your food, a packed bong and a Netflix show already picked out
688
I didn’t survive smoking weed out of a soda can all those times just to be killed by a virus named after a light beer
690
“I’m not really feelin it”
The edibles 5min later:
691
When you bought the weed, brought it to the party, rolled the blunt and sparked it with your lighter
695
She’s loving having him back home from college for Christmas break
697
When you smoke to cure your sadness but now you’re just high and sad
699
When you’re rolling up the blunt and hear someone whisper “wtf is taking so long”
700
When you wake up from a weed nap and you’re still high af
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