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Be the successful stoner your parents told you didn't exist 🙏
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Uber Eats in Ontario Canada to start allowing weed orders through the app. A stoners dream 🤩
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Coronavirus finally makes my choice of staying home, smoking weed, watching Netflix and sleeping socially acceptable
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┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house,
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ only smoke
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Dank ass kush
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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When you come home and your mom is trying to figure out if you’re high
660
When you show up the party and find out nobody has any weed
662
Me: These edibles are trash, I don't feel anything
*1 hour later*
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I’ve never smoked weed and said “damn this blunt ain’t doing it for me, lemme see what this meth is all about.” Y’all just crackheads
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Easiest way to find out if someone is a stoner
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