401
Even if I wasn’t stoned, you can’t tell me this car isn’t floating
403
Me to the Thanksgiving leftovers this morning
405
When someone tries to tell me alcohol is better than weed
407
When your drunk uncle starts saying drug dealers should get the death penalty
409
When you’re smoking with the homie and you trying to figure out if he’s coughing cause of the blunt or if he got the corona
418
When you realize next year is 4/20 all of April
420
“I ordered an Xbox card” all time fumble right there
424
*hits blunt*
When you buy a piece of land, do you own that piece of land all the way down to the center of the earth?
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