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When you’re at a party and someone asks if you want to smoke, then they pull out a crack pipe
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The only way to properly do an Easter egg hunt
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Wife: you either stop smoking weed or I’m leaving and taking the kids!
Me:
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Tis the season to break out the UGG bong
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When the dude who didn’t toss in anything tries to hop in on the rotation
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“Yea bro I smoke all the time, 50mg edibles is light work for me”
30min later:
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When the edibles don’t even phase you anymore
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Me high af trynna read my text for the 10th time before pressing send
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Dispensaries after charging you $65 for an eighth
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Doctor: Do you smoke or consume cannabis in any form?
Me:
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Friend: “I’m outside, you wanna go smoke a blunt”
Me: twitter.com/moprobIems/sta…
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Somebody should check up on this guy and see how he’s doing 😅😅
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Me whenever someone else is rolling up a blunt
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