1176
Me torching up some dabs after any minor inconvenience
1177
When I hit up my plug for the 3rd time this week
1178
“Aye bro I think you just hit my DMT pen instead of the weed pen”
Me:
1183
Me taking another edible before the first one even starts to hit
1185
I’d probably end up watching this all day
1186
*hits blunt*
When you buy a piece of land, do you own that piece of land all the way down to the center of the earth?
1191
He’s havin the best night of his life
1192
I’d go back to smoking out of a soda can before forming a cliff bar into a bowl
1193
Me trying to act normal when I’m stoned at work
1195
My accountant when she asked me how much I spent on cannabis this year
1197
Happy 4:20am and we already celebrating 💨💨💨
1198
We posted up in the office like this today
1199
Me when my boss asks me to do anything today
1200
Boss: You feelin ok? Your eyes are lookin pretty red
Me: All good!
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