1151
Nothing was gonna interrupt his L ride vibes
1153
My accountant looking at me trying to deduct the $12,837 I spent on weed last year
1154
Even if I wasn’t stoned, you can’t tell me this car isn’t floating
1155
Me hitting up my plug when they said they were on their way an hour ago
1156
We all know somebody who is hittin the bong like this
1159
You still passing the blunt to him next?
1163
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1164
How it feels when every state but yours is legalizing weed
1165
Sometimes you just gotta pass the blunt to the realest one you know
1166
When I’m showing my mom a wholesome video and a text from “The Plug 🔌” pops up
1167
They might not have cars but the Amish got that gas
1170
Me walking into my parents house absolutely blasted trying my best to act normal
1171
When I get caught trying to steal a lighter
1173
What everyone would see if I turned my camera on during a zoom call
1174
When I see an April Fools tweet about weed being legalized
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