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*hits blunt*
When you buy a piece of land, do you own that piece of land all the way down to the center of the earth?
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I’d probably end up watching this all day
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Me taking another edible before the first one even starts to hit
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“Aye bro I think you just hit my DMT pen instead of the weed pen”
Me:
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When I hit up my plug for the 3rd time this week
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Me torching up some dabs after any minor inconvenience
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When I see an April Fools tweet about weed being legalized
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What everyone would see if I turned my camera on during a zoom call
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When I get caught trying to steal a lighter
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Me walking into my parents house absolutely blasted trying my best to act normal
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They might not have cars but the Amish got that gas
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When I’m showing my mom a wholesome video and a text from “The Plug 🔌” pops up
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Sometimes you just gotta pass the blunt to the realest one you know
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