103
"Sir we've seized 3 tons of mariuana"
"Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?"
"Yes sir, 8 grams of marijuana"
105
When you try to hold in your cough after hitting the bong so you don’t look like a bitch
106
When you get to the smoke spot and realize you forgot the lighter
107
When your homies smoke you up cause they know you broke af
108
What every stoner wants for Valentine’s Day
112
This is what I want for Valentine’s Day
113
How long do you think you would last inside?
115
“Nobody probably even notices that I’m high rn, I feel like I’m acting normal”
117
When you sparked up the 2nd blunt and everyone starts saying they’re good
118
What are your plans for the weekend?
Me:
119
When your homie says they’re gonna take a tolerance break
120
My buddy looking back at me after I asked if he was sure it was just weed in that blunt
121
My kitchen after I smoke a blunt and think I’m on
Master Chef
122
How do you manage to always be so chill about everything?
Me:
123
I need whatever they’re smoking, whole squad cooked 😂
124
Me letting the THC just take control and handle my day
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