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other people = porn
me = browsing adoptable shelter animals
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dream = I should adopt another dog
reality = I can barely take care of myself
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my friends: FINALLY a #Spidey I relate to, @TomHolland1996 was me!
me: cool I was literally a mix of @Zendaya & Jacob Batalon in high school
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I need to calm down twitter.com/breakingweathe…
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"Show us the receipts, Donald Trump Jr."
*tweets out emails*
"Um hey these are price tags, not receipts."
"I'm rich, what is a receipt."
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#NationalFrenchFryDay is every day twitter.com/EugeneLeeYang/…
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DAMN PHOEBE OKAY
#HeyArnoldMovie #glowup
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Phoebe deserves to be confident. Helga treated her like trash. This new look & attitude is everything.
I'm very passionate about cartoons.
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@korndiddy *Story of my legs.
Fixed it.
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TODAY'S PRIORITIES:
1) watch #GameOfThrones
2) eat ice cream
3) breathe oxygen
#NationalIceCreamDay #WinterIsHere
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*describe yourself*
Hello I spend way too long reading all the labels in the wine aisle and I ultimately end up buying the cheapest bottle
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"rich notes of cherries and cedar with a velvety finish" - $24.99
*browses more*
"i made this wine with my butt" - $12.99
I'LL TAKE IT!
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The #TryGuys are officially back and we're finally trying ballet!
👯👯
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @L_A_ballet
youtube.com/watch?v=6c5XDM…
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Prepare yourselves for brand new #TryGuys videos every...single...week! 🙌
@KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedfulmer #tryceratops
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random shout-out to our socks and underwear for having to endure our nastiest bits
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if it is animated
i will watch it
I. WILL. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. IT.
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Kids, please try and learn from what's happening right now. This isn't politics. This isn't normal. It's cruelty. #healthcare #transrights
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Happy birthday Mom! 🎂
Yes, I'm tweeting this so others can also appreciate how amazing you are.
No, I still haven't cleaned my room.
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The #TryGuys proudly introduce The Try Vlog: vids that are more raw, crazy, and speak directly to you! #tryceratops
youtube.com/watch?v=3FqypE…
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every single person believes
that one time while they were walking outside
they could talk to birds
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excellent animation + beautiful story + talented young filmmakers = necessary viewing 💕
@bbethdavidd @EstebanBravoP
youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9…