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Every massage ever:
Masseuse - "Is the pressure okay?"
Me - "Yes."
Me (internally) - THE PRESSURE IS NOT OKAY.
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That moment when you're not a baseball fan but you're watching the World Series and rooting for the @Cubs like your future depends on it ⚾️
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Welp.
I'm a fan of baseball now.
I apologize for ever doubting its greatness.
#WorldSeries
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Me: I'm an adult.
*sees #FantasticBeasts*
Me to me: You're a wizard. A magical child wizard.
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I'm green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be 💚
@quintabrunson
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FAMILY: Let's not talk about politics.
*sighs*
FAMILY: Let's talk about why you're not married or popping out babies.
*dies*
#Thanksgiving
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Proud to share my latest video exploring the average ages at which every major milestone in your life happens
youtube.com/watch?v=9bvOHZ…
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THEM: "Sign this." (gives pen & paper)
ME: [flawless signature]
THEM: "Sign this." (gives digital pen & pad)
ME: [unintelligible squiggles]
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This moment in the #Westworld season finale perfectly sums up how I feel while watching this incredible show @WestworldHBO
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I wanted soup but couldn't decide which soup I wanted so I bought all the soup and now I'm crying because I realized I don't want soup
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2016 is proof that the iconic artists and trailblazers of the generation that came before us were a spectacularly talented, inimitable group
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My mom just called me to ask if my room was clean and I said, "OF COURSE IT IS I'M A SUPER RESPONSIBLE ADULT."
My room is not clean.
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Regardless of your personal beliefs, respect that you've witnessed one of the most defining and important American presidents #ObamaFarewell
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EAT 👏 DAT 👏 KIMCHI 👏 Y'ALL 👏
#KoreanAmericanDay
