1302
Jon Snow plans a wedding:
me: flowers?
jon: hm let's go with hydrangeas and sacrificing ourselves with no strategy whatsoever
#GameOfThrones
1303
Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside
1305
Every horoscope puts all the interesting traits on the other signs and they get to Capricorn and go "uhhh pragmatic and reliable i guess"
1306
Capricorns in horoscopes: you're practical blah traditional blah detached
Capricorns irl: LOL WUT NO I'M A GORGEOUS CRAZY TRAINWRECK HUMAN
1307
Open racial discourse can be complex, so let me say this simply: white supremacists have proven time and time again that they are total shit
1308
Minorities are not responsible for the repeated history of white men violently claiming power that was never rightfully theirs to begin with
1309
It's the 100th episode of The Try Guys! 💯🎉
And we spent it skiing in speedos ⛷️😂
@KeithHabs @nedfulmer @korndiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=oVueVa…
1311
them: did you see what I sent you?
me: why yes of course I'm a responsible human adult
my inbox:
1312
we, the middle children
WILL ONE DAY RULE IT ALL!
OUR SIBLINGS WILL SERVE US!
AND ALL WILL BOW TO THE MIDDLE CHILD!
*cries into pillow*
1313
Here's my General Entertainment Protect At All Costs List:
1) horses in battle scenes
End of list.
1314
My #GameOfThrones Protect At All Costs List
5) Lyanna
4) Missandei & Grey Worm
3) Davos
2) Arya
1) the dragons
Don't you dare hurt them
1315
The #TryGuys Try Cuban Miami 🇨🇺🌴
Special thanks to the people of Little Havana ❤️
@nedfulmer @KeithHabs @korndiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=GGPEyV…
1316
10/10 would watch
11/10 would apply
12/10 would be the villain
Another must-watch video by the amazing @wongfupro
youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
1318
excellent animation + beautiful story + talented young filmmakers = necessary viewing 💕
@bbethdavidd @EstebanBravoP
youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9…
1320
every single person believes
that one time while they were walking outside
they could talk to birds
1321
The #TryGuys proudly introduce The Try Vlog: vids that are more raw, crazy, and speak directly to you! #tryceratops
youtube.com/watch?v=3FqypE…
1322
Happy birthday Mom! 🎂
Yes, I'm tweeting this so others can also appreciate how amazing you are.
No, I still haven't cleaned my room.
1323
Kids, please try and learn from what's happening right now. This isn't politics. This isn't normal. It's cruelty. #healthcare #transrights
1324
if it is animated
i will watch it
I. WILL. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. IT.
1325
random shout-out to our socks and underwear for having to endure our nastiest bits
