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Absolutely horrific news from Sri Lanka. No one should ever experience senseless violence like this. The cowardice of terrorists continues to represent the worst of humanity. We stand with Sri Lanka and the survivors and hope you stay strong. twitter.com/TwitterMoments…
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@korndiddy and a happy Passover to you, bitch.
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try guys videos...
me:
ned: HOLD MY BABY
zach: GIVE US YOUR CAR
keith: SIT ON MY LAP
me:
them: HERE'S A CLOWN
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Imagine how many historical texts looked similar to this after awful men came together to edit the reputation of other awful men. #MuellerReport
732
My mother has finally discovered Twitter and isn't very pleased with how "silly" and "mean" everyone acts on here - myself included - so she asked me to only post nice things like compliments and pictures of me in suits.
Here ya go, Mom:
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For many, Paris is the gateway city for travelers to begin appreciating the preservation of art, architecture, and culture. For me, on a deeply personal note, it's a second home. My mother has lived there for 20 years, my stepfather for many, many more. We are all heartbroken. 😢
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The startling reality that we can lose important historic sites in an instant and be able to witness it around the world is absolutely devastating. Notre-Dame is not just a building - it's a significant part of the French people and the heart of Paris. Désolé. 💔 twitter.com/patrickgaley/s…
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mom: hello how have you bee-
me: if anything happens to Arya over the next six weEKS I WILL BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND I SWEAR TO GOD #GameofThrones
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them: hi welcome to Chipotle h-
me: the final season of #GameOfThrones cost over $90 million and the Battle of Winterfell took over 55 days to shoot making it the longest scene ever committed to film in history surpassing the Battle of Helm's Deep from The LOTR The Two Towers
739
News and pop culture have gotten so relentless that I can’t even finish a salad without getting mad or excited about something.
741
Waited until the last moment to say Happy #NationalSiblingsDay because the point of having brothers and sisters is to reluctantly love them in the most passive-aggressive way possible.
742
Scientists are so fucking amazing and I hope they're aware of how many fans they have around the world.
743
I’m gonna really need a certain American studio to produce a traditional 2D animated film again.
744
Game of Thrones (fantasy) and Avengers (comic books) being our most popular, mainstream cultural touchstones definitively proves that nerds were ALWAYS the coolest people and have, in fact, inherited the earth.
745
It’s his 50th birthday today so call your nearest conquistador because the Fountain of Youth is Paul Rudd’s face.
746
Sometimes you think you’re attractive and then you remember that Paul Rudd exists.
747
*heavy breathing* twitter.com/DetPikachuMovi…
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I would love to delve further into the profound issues that K-pop (and MANY music styles, frankly) historically have with cultural appropriation. No single tweet or thread can fully address and dissect those issues. But trust that I am both an ardent fan and an informed critic.
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Guys. I am highly aware of the rampant cultural appropriation in K-pop styling. Never stood for it, never will. Lisa's pony-braids were a flagrant example of stylists and execs staying willfully ignorant. Girls = great. Song = a bop. Visuals = awesome. The braids = shit choice.
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Some of y'all don't pay attention to K-pop and it shows because everyone should be talking about #BLACKPINK dancing in a giant bear trap.
youtube.com/watch?v=2S24-y…
