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Here's the actual conversation:
MOM: (looking at my suitcase) Did you bring any t-shirts?
ME: No, just sleeveless shirts and sweaters.
MOM: I don't like sleeveless. It's so hot out, you need t-shirts.
ME: But I don't like how I look in t-shirts.
MOM: Okay, we get it, you're gay.
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My mom actually rolled her eyes at me and said "okay, we get it, you're gay" and I feel like that's the level of homosexual we should all aspire towards.
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Retweeting so they can be congratulated twice 💕 twitter.com/korndiddy/stat…
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"I didn't come for the California roll."
"Don't eat the California roll so they know you mean business."
- Asians at sushi restaurants
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y’all have spoken twitter.com/EugeneLeeYang/…
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I've never let others decide my Halloween costume, but voting is extremely important this year, so it's your decision!
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Not gonna let this year ruin my Halloween because I'm finally doing an ATLA or LOK character. Who should I be?
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This is my new favorite sentence: Kelly Marie Tran will star in #RayaAndTheLastDragon, which is written by Asian women, helmed by a director of Moana and Big Hero 6, and the first Disney film to celebrate Southeast Asian cultures. 🙌
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We joke because we're terrified. This is terrifying.
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Studios are really out here trying to make live action flying bison and mojo jojo more bangable and all I'm asking for is a renewed sense of childhood wonder.
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Listen, when you've been condemned and oppressed by fundamentalist Christians your entire life, then you're allowed to have a gay ole laugh when they join you in Hell because of their own made-up rules.
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Due to the passing of a close family member, I'll be inactive on social for the time being. The death and burial of a loved one under pandemic restrictions have been one of the most frustrating and heartbreaking tragedies I've ever experienced. Please take coronavirus seriously.
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America. Our discourse around COVID-19 is so fucking stupid. I’m in Seoul and Koreans are wearing masks and getting tested without complaint. No one’s risking lives to make a political point. They’ve united, responded correctly to a pandemic, and are back to work. It’s not hard.
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The most common cake experience is having one slice at an event you don’t want to be at.
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The most superior cake is cheesecake.
And cheesecake is a pie.
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pie, ice cream, cookies, pastries, brownies > cake 💁🏻♂️
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Cake has to disguise itself as other things because it knows it's the worst dessert.
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y'all they really reopened disney world
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Bless your timeline with the stunning perfection that is Shea Couleé
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Really wish I could allow myself to feel bad instead of constantly distracting myself with work.
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Very few things recently have made me as genuinely happy as seeing people sing @MichaelaCoel's praises. "Chewing Gum" was BRILLIANT. "I May Destroy You" is a MUST-WATCH. Seriously, after you read this, go watch "I May Destroy You." Go watch it now.
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